Player Profiles
Neil Jones
Date/Place of Birth: 12/9/84
Starsign: John Virgo
Married: Nope
Children: None.
Pets: None
Car: Ford Focus
Teams Played For: Waterloo - one clubman. The Ian Callaghan of the old boys league.
Debut For WGSOB: Competitively, it was at home to Collegiate 2004- scored a tap in in a 2-2 draw, we were 2-0 down at one point though. What made it even more special was that I’d been out til 7am, and in work from 8 til 1 beforehand….I think I did quite well. And who knows the importance of that goal- we won the league that season.
Favourite All Time WGSOB Player(s): Ravinder Gill, Kev Stuart, Johnny English, The Royles, The Worbys, Dicko, Ivo, Corko, Footey, Hilton, Will Joynson, Sando, Stevie Cros- I love em all.
Team(s) Supported: Waterloo!
Favourite Boots: My current pair, Nike Vapour something or other, red as well, to match the socks!
Favourite Professional Player(s): Alan Shearer, Dennis Bergkamp, Jamie Carragher, Thierry Henry, Robbie Fowler.
Favourite Holiday Destination: Hmm, ain’t been away for many a year, so a holiday for me is when we play Essemay away at Jericho Lane, cos I can see the sea!
Favourite Food: Chicken curry, fried rice and chips. Or a footlong meatball subway.
Favourite Drink: Coke Zero, Bottle of Bud.
Last Album You Bought/Downloaded: Bought = Cold War Kids (Robbers & Cowards), Downloaded = Paul Weller (Days of Speed)
Favourite Musical Artist: Oasis
General Like/Dislikes: Likes- winning, sleeping, buying clothes, music, comedy, (fat) birds, Corrie. Dislikes- cats, divers, John English (who, incredibly, is also a diver), not having any water EVERY week- Terry!!!!, Big Brother, Cristiano Ronaldo’s face.
5 Guests For Dinner: I hate this question, it’ too hard to do it without sounding like your tryna be funny or look intelligent, so I’ll do a Waterloo version: Phil Worby- The Chef of course, Terry Royle- The Stand up comedian, Dave Worby- To criticise the cooking and the comedy, Bernie Cannell- Guitar hero, John English- Gotta have some mug to wash up haven’t we!
Who/What Gets Your Goat: Have you ever not taken all the foil off a Kit Kat and then bit into it?
Best Piece Of Advice Given: So many pearls of wisdom from various legends of the game…but there can only be one choice.. "Motor back Neil" - The one and only Rav Gill.
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